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Friday, January 31, 2014T1:55 PM

Cara Merubah Tema Facebook Dengan Mudah

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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">Cara Merubah Tema Facebook Menjadi Keren</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;" /><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">1. Masuk ke facebook</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">2. Pilih Thema di </span><a href="http://pastebin.com/u/AdeIH" rel="nofollow" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">http://pastebin.com/u/AdeIH</a><br style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">3. Pilih Thema Sesuai Keinginan</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #333333; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17.940000534057617px;"><br />3. Copy semua scriptnya.<br />Ctrl+A (Pilih semua)<br />Ctrl+C (Copy script)<br /><br />4. Buka Console Box<br /><br />Cara membuka Console BoxBagi pengguna Google Chrome<br />* Press Ctrl+Shift +J<br />* Paste semua script dikolom bawah.<br />* Klik Enter<br /><br />Bagi pengguna Mozilla Firefox<br />* Press Ctrl+Shift+K<br />* Paste semua script dikolom bawah.<br />* Klik Enter<br />* Selesai</span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">1. Login to facebook </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">2. Choose Thema in <a href="http://pastebin.com/u/AdeIH">http://pastebin.com/u/AdeIH</a> </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">3. Choose Thema as you wish </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">3. Copy the entire script. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">Ctrl + C (Copy the script) </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">* Press Ctrl + Shift + J </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">* Paste all dikolom script below. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">* Click Enter </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">* Press Ctrl + Shift + K </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">* Paste all dikolom script below. </span></span><br />
<span style="color: #333333; font-family: lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="line-height: 17.940000534057617px;">* Click Enter </span></span><br />
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Thursday, January 23, 2014T7:07 PM

Cara Membuat Tombol Share This Artikel Di Bawah Postingan

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Monday, January 20, 2014T9:07 AM

Kumpulan Tweet Tweet Raditya Dika Yang Keren Dan Lucu

<p>Kumpulan Tweet Tweet Raditya Dika Yang Keren Dan Lucu - Siapa yang tak kenal raditya dika<br />
penulis sekalipun stand up comedy an ini terkenal lewat bukunya yg ber judul Kambing Jantan (bukan buku ternak) GITU<br />
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dia punya twitter dengan followers 6.385.280 ini (20/01)<br />
dia juga punya tweet yg keren dan lucu<br />
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INILAH Tweet Tweet Raditya Dika Yang Keren Dan Lucu</div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i style="background-color: white;">Seminggu kemarin adik kena campak, terus tiap hari gue ledekin "pergi kamu pembawa penyakit!". Sekarang gue kena diare.. :(</i></span><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Alasan bohongan yg paling sering dipake cowok untuk bisa putus dari ceweknya: "Orangtuaku gak setuju sama kamu."</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">PS 4 baru saja keluar di Indonesia. Kenapa sih ulang tahun gue udah lewat.. :(</i><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Insomnia malam ini disponsori oleh banyak nyamuk.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 28px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Kalau mantan kamu pagi2 ngirim message bilang "semalem aku mimpiin kamu lho", kasih ini aja :</i></span><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Puyeng jadwal mulai saling tumpuk. Kenapa sih satu hari hanya 24 jam..</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pengamatan sosiologis: cewek cantik biasanya berkumpul dengan cewek2 cantik lain. Seringkali saling (pura2) memuji satu sama lain.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Berantem itu bumbu pacaran, tapi makanan apa pun kalau kebanyakan bumbu pasti gak enak.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Buat cowok, coba tantangan ini: datang ke WC umum, datangi orang yg lagi kencing, kelitikin dia dari belakang sambil jerit, "GELI KAN?!!"</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalau mau nembak cewek, pastikan dia sudah melewati tanggal ulangtahunnya, supaya gak usah beliin kado waktu pacaran. Gitu.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Hari yang baik untuk menunda mandi pagi.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Yang pacaran: hujan di luar, di kamar telpon2an kangen2an. Yang jomblo: hujan di luar, tiduran di comberan.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pada sebagian orang, hujan membawa rindu yang tidak kunjung tuntas.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalo mau mutusin pacar, putusin dia setelah hari ultah kamu. Supaya bisa dapet kado dulu. Gitu.</i><br />
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<i style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; white-space: pre-wrap;">Anak2 kucing sekarang udah bisa lari2an. Tadi pada takut ngeliat ujan, lalu lari nabrak kaca. Unyu banget. Persis kayak majikannya..</i><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Lagi ngebayangin martabak manis yg menteganya mengkilap, lalu cokelatnya lumer ke seluruh sisi, lengkap dgn baunya yg gurih.. Mmmm..</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Susah tidur adalah salah satu gejala rindu.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Cieeee yang lagi diapelin.. Sama pacar khayalannya.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Cieeee yg pacarnya lebih ngebelain temen2nya..</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Cowok sejati tidurnya melek.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Kata celana kepada perut: "Kamu bukan yang dulu lagi."</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i> Hidup terlalu singkat untuk jadi biasa2 saja. ;)</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Jawab betul atau salah: semakin sering sepasang kekasih ketemuan, maka mereka akan semakin sering berantem.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Yang gak berani ngomong sayang, biasanya kalah sama yang berani mengungkapkan. Itulah awal mula penyesalan. Gitu.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Yang kurang perhatian, biasanya tergantikan sama yang selalu ada. Itulah awal mula selingkuh. Gitu.</i></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><i>Move on bukan cuma masalah melupakan orangnya, tapi juga melupakan kebiasaan2 bersama orang tersebut. Gitu.</i></span></div>
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Sunday, January 19, 2014T7:00 AM

Cara Membuat Chat Box/Buku Tamu Pada Blog Dengan Mudah

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IKUTI LANGKAH LANGKAH DI BAWAH INI<br />
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1. <a href="http://cbox.ws/getone.php" target="_blank">KLIK DI SINI</a><br />
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4. lalu isi lagi formulir yg sudah tersedia lalu klik<b> apply</b>  kemudian klik <b>Publish</b></div>
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CARA MEMASANG CHAT BOX</div>
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Saturday, January 18, 2014T7:00 AM

Cara Membuat Link Sumber Otomatis Saat Artikel/Postingan Di Copy Paste Di Blog

<p>Cara Membuat Link Sumber Otomatis Saat Artikel/Postingan Di Copy Paste Di Blog<br />
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Mungkin kalian pernah postingan nya pernah di copas tapi tidak di taro sumbernya nih ini ada cara biar ada sumbernya secara otomattis tis tis<br />
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1. loggin ke <a href="https://www.blogger.com/home" target="_blank">blogger</a> masing masing<br />
2. Klik <b>Template > edit HTML</b><br />
3. cari kode <span style="background-color: white; line-height: 22px; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></head> pada kotak template agar lebih mudah gunakan <b>ctrl+f</b></span></span><br />
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Friday, January 17, 2014T4:23 PM

Kumpulan Cerita Lucu Singkat Dari Twitter

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Wednesday, January 15, 2014T7:00 AM

Istilah Istilah Dalam Stand Up Comedy

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<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1st Story : Suatu keadaan atau bayangan yang dibayangkan </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dalam pikiran penonton berdasarkan setup</span></li>
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<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">2nd Story : Suatu keadaan atau </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">bayangan yang dibayangkan </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dalam pikiran penonton </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">berdasarkan punchline</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Act-Out : Gerakan tubuh atau </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">mimik muka yang dilakukan </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">oleh seorang comic dalam </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">penampilannya</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Angle : Pandangan seorang </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">comic terhadap subjek</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Beat : Pause atau berhenti </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">sesaat ( Timing )</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Bit : Sebuah bagian dari Stand </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Up Comedy Show</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Blue Material : Bahan jorok/</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">kotor/sumpah serapah</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Callback : Sebuah joke yang </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">mengacu pada joke lain yang </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">disajikan sebelumnya</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Catch Phrase : Frasa atau </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">ucapan umum yang diucapkan </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dengan gaya khusus dan </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">menjadi trademark comic </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">tersebut</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Flopping : Bombing</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Hack : Comic yang menampilkan </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">jokes yang tidak original</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Hammocking : Teknik untuk </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">menempatkan materi yang </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">agak lemah diantara dua materi </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">yang kuat</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Headliner : Comic yang tampil </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">terakhir dan menjadi bintang di </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">acara tersebut</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Heckler : Seseorang yang tampil </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">terakhir dan menjadi </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">pengganggu dengan maksud </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">membuat comic gagal</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Hook : Ciri khas</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Impressionist : Comic yang </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">mengkhususkan diri menirukan </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">gaya atau tingkah orang yang </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">terkenal</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Inside Joke : Joke yang hanya </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">bisa dimengerti oleh </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">sekelompok orang tertentu</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Open Mic : Sebuah acara untuk </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">menampilkan para comic </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">pemula</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Punch Line : Bagian lucu dari </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">sebuah lelucon</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Riffing : Komentar bolak balik </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">dengan penonton yang </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">spontan</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Street Jokes : Lelucon umum </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">yang sudah sangat sering </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">diceritakan</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Tag/Tagline : Kalimat singkat </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">yang dikatan comic setelah  </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">punchline</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Take : Reaksi muka seorang </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Comic,diam sejenak untuk </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">memancing tawa</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Timing : Penggunaan </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">tempo,irama,jeda untuk </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">meningkatan kelucuan sebuah </span><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">joke</span></li>
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Hack : http://hajingfai.blogspot.com/2013/02/istilah-istilah-dalam-stand-up-comedy.html#axzz2qSeez8U3</div>
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Sunday, January 12, 2014T8:35 PM

Cara Belajar Stand Up Comedy

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mungkin kalian pernah menonton stand up comedy di Metro TV Kompas TV</div>
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dan LUCU -_-</div>
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ya kita akan bahas bagaimana Cara Belajar Stand Up Comedy</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Pertama siapkan  Format Materi Yang dimaksud dengan Format Materi adalah Bahan Lawakan (Jokes) yang dibawakan para Comic  yang biasanya mereka buat sendiri. Materi Stand Up Comedy harus berformat Set Up & Punch atau boleh menggunakan format lain seperti Rule of Three.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Set Up adalah bagian yang tidak lucu dari sebuah joke/bit. Set Up berfungsi untuk memancing penonton aga</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">r mereka penasaran. Saat mendengarkan Set Up suatu bit, penonton memikirkan 1st Story, yaitu bayangan atau pikiran penonton menganai Set Up suatu bit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Contoh Set Up:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Saya ini suka sekali beli sepatu...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">3. Punch</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Punch adalah bagian yang lucu dari sebuah joke/bit. Punch berfungsi untuk menyodorkan kejutan kepada penonton. Saat mendengarkan Punch suatu bit, penonton memikirkan 2nd Story, yaitu bayangan atau pikiran penonton menganai Punch suatu bit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Contoh Punch:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">...karena di mana - mana beli sepatu itu beli 1 gratis 1, beli yang kiri dapat juga yang kanan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Contoh lengkap suatu Bit:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Saya ini suka sekali beli sepatu karena di mana - mana beli sepatu itu beli 1 gratis 1, beli yang kiri dapat juga yang kanan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">4. Rule of Three</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Rule of Three yaitu format suatu bit yang memberi tiga contoh sesuatu, tetapi contoh yang ketiga adalah Punch.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Contoh Rule of Three:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Setiap kali bertemu</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">perempuan saya selalu ingin memandangi, memeluk,...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Punch-nya: ...lalu menendangnya..</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Nah itu tadi sedikit</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Pembelajaran tentang</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Belajar Stand Up Comedy,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Semoga bermanfaat bagi anda yang membaca dan Mulai belajar Stand Up Comedy.</span></div>
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Friday, January 10, 2014T3:30 PM

KUMPULAN TWEET NGACO ANEH

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<span style="background-color: white;">Kamu boleh LDR sama dia, tapi pacaran nyatanya sama aku <a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" data-query-source="hashtag_click" dir="ltr" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ngaco&src=hash" style="text-decoration: none;"><span style="text-decoration: none;">#</span><span style="text-decoration: underline;">ngaco</span></a></span></div>
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Kumpulan SMS Lucu Gokil Abiz Cocok Buat Teman/Pacar

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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Gue kangen bgt ama lu, tiap pulang ke rumah inget lu, tanpa lu hidup gue berantakan. Please, balik ama gue. Gue mohon karena gue bener2 butuh seorang PEMBANTU </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Sampaikanlah pesan ini kpd 9 orang teman yg kamu anggap goblok: Tenanglah, saya juga barusan menerima pesan ini </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Breaking news! Name List of Laden's family: 1.Osama 2.Obeda 3Omirip 4.Olaen 5.Okaya 6.Okedeh 7.Oseram from:Osaya,Yang baca: Ogila hi...hi... olala! </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;"> VH VH vnH>!Onh>!3nm "vhu-3uohd puvh>!Ivqw3w UV9U3P V>vqw3w nvw 6vj3q u, hopoq visnuvw vhuvh ? mau baca? balik HPnya. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Manusia diciptakan Tuhan berpasangan,ada pria ada wanita,ada cakep ada yg jelek.Yang cakep kirim sms yg jelek baca sms.Kita harus tabah menerimanya. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;"> Angkat tangan!!Ini perampokan!!yg ganteng kesebelah kanan, yg cantik ke sebelah kiri. Yg jelek di tengah. Kamu! Ya, kamu! jgn pura2 baca sms. Ayo ketengah! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Anda murung? Pusing? ga bs konsentrasi?<br />itu gejala: KANGEN AKU</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">cara mengatasinya:<br />-telp aku 3x sehari sesudah makan n sblm tdr<br />-sms aku 100x sehari<br />-bayangin wajahku stiap saat</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">bila gejala berlanjut hub:<br />08xxxxxxxxxx</span></div>
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Kumpulan SMS Lucu Gokil Abiz Cocok Buat Teman/Pacar Kumpulan SMS Lucu Gokil Abiz Cocok Buat Teman/pacar Gue kangen bgt ama lu, tia...

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Fakta Unik Pelajar

<p><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Inilah Fakta Fakta Unik Tentang Pelajar Indonesia yang mungkin kalian pernah lakukan juga</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">1. Gak bisa lepas sama hp dan social network</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 17.98611068725586px;">3. Kalau ulangan udah nyiapin contekan tapi akhirnya gak jadi dibuka. Takut sama gurunya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">4. Soal remi</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #333333; display: inline; line-height: 18px;">di lebih susah dari<br />soal ulangannya. Jadi,<br />remidi lagi. Combo.<br />” Ngerjain PR adalah belajar.”<br /><br />5. Kalo dapet nilai bagus<br />langsung dipamerin ke ortu, tapi kalo dapet nilai jelek berharap ortu gak nanyain.”<br /><br />6. Pas awal masuk sekolah<br />setelah liburan tangannya masih kaku buat nulis.”<br /><br />7. Kalo liburan mandi paginya<br />siang hari.”<br />Senengnya pas liburan udah abis adalah bisa ketemu temen-temen lagi dan dapet uang jajan.”<br /><br />8. Setiap GURU emang cuma ngasih tugas sedikit. Tapi yang jadi masalah gurunya kan banyak.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">9. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bel istirahat bunyi , langsung happy :D ... Bel pelajaran guru killer , heningg .. hening banget .</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">10. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Males diisengin sama temen, tapi suka isengin temen :|</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">11. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalo hari libur itu waktu terasa cepet banget :(</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">12. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Asiknya pelajaran kosong itu bisa ngobrol sambil bercanda bareng temen sebangku </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">13. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ngapalin lirik lagu cepet, ngapalin Materi PR yang dikasih sama guru aja.. hmm lama</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">14. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">pas sekolah pengen cepet cpet libur , pas libr pengen cepet cepet sekolah</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">15. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">bu izin ke kamar mandi, *udah dikamar mandi* malah kekantin</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">16. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> kalau hari hari sekolah bangun pagi pasti pertama2 yg dilihat JAM dan yg dicari itu HP :-)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">17. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Di sekolah: "Ngantuk! Pengen cepet pulang!!" *pulang sekolah* Di rumah: "Main ahh~</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">18. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sehabis upacara bukannya langsung ke kelas malah mampir dulu ke kantin</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">19. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Hari sekolah males banget bangunnya. Giliran libur bisa bangun pagi :)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">20. Nilai Ulangan tergantung pengawas</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">21. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalau lagi uts bukannya pengawas yang mengawasi peserta tapi peserta yang mengawasi pengawas</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">22. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalau mau Ulangan suka bingung tentang tempat duduk, pengennya duduk dideket temen yg pinter</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">23. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> kalau udah pelajaran kosong , kelas langsung rame </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">24. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Ketika datang ke sekolah hanya ada 2 yg paling di tunggu yaitu bel istirahat dan bel pulang</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">25. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Ada temen sebangku yg ngajak ngobrol, ehh jadi kena omelan Guru juga gara2 ngobrol</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">26. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dalam ujian Matematika, saya menggunakan metode "Menebak dan Berharap [mudah-mudahan benar]</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">27. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sebel banget kalo udah bikin contekan banyak2, ternyata ga ada yg muncul satupun di soal ulangan!</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">28. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Banyak banget rumus-rumus / coret-coretan di bangku atau tembok :/</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">29. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bahagia itu kalo senin libur. Ga ada kena panas karena upacara :)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">30. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Kalau ditunjuk suruh maju ke depan kelas atau jawab pertanyaan pasti langsung dag-dig- dug. Dan yang gak ditunjuk, “hah… Untung </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">bukan gue”.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">31. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pelajaran kadang suruh nyatet panjang lebar, tapi akhirnya nggak dibaca juga.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">32. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Belajar kalo mau ada ulangan aja. Itupun kalo ada bukunya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">33.</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Kalo dikasih libur selalu merasa kurang, kalo dikasih tugas selalu merasa kebanyakan.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">34. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lega banget kalo udah selesai pelajaran yang gurunya suka nunjuk-nunjuk buat jawab pertanyaan. Seakan siksaan telah usai.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">35.</span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> - Meskipun sama-sama PAKET, tapi pelajar sekarang lebih suka beli paket internet daripada beli buku paket.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">36. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pelajaran olahraga yang cowok main bola, yang cewek foto-foto</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">37. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pelajaran TIK adalah kesempatan untuk buka facebook via </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">38. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dikasih hujan, ngeluh. Dikasih panas, ngeluh. Cuma dikasih duit aja yang gak ngeluh. Tapi kalo duitnya dikit ya ngeluh sih.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">39. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Jika ada isu besok pulang pagi, klarifikasi yang tepat adalah kepada ibu kantin</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">40. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ternyata belajar bukan bikin cepet pintar, tapi cepet ngantuk. Baru belajar dikit udah ngantuk</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">41.</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">*pulang sekolah* *lempar tas* *cari hp* *buka social network* *online sampai malam*</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">42. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Beli kalender 2014. Dibuka. Dilihat tanggal merahnya. Dihitung berapa banyak liburnya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">43. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Tugas kelompok yang kerja cuma satu dua orang. Yang lain supporter.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">44. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Menurut para pelajar, guru yang baik adalah yang gak pernah ngasih PR dan sering gak masuk.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">45. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sabtu sore adalah suasana paling menyenangkan bagi pelajar.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">46. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Liburan gak pernah nyentuh buku.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">47. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pernah ada temen yang main bola sampai mecahin kaca jendela kelas.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">48. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Udah nyiapin contekan rumus matematika dan fisika, tapi tetep gak bisa ngerjain ulangan. Gak bisa cara make rumusnya</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">49. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pernah lupa gak bayar pas makan di kantin.\</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">50.</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> pulpen dipinjem temen, terus lupa dikembaliin, akhirnya hilang dan tak tahu ada di mana. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">HAHAHA :)</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #333333;">Terima kasih buat teman-teman yang udah Baca, semoga sekolahnya sukses selalu dan cita-citanya terwujud :))</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #333333;">buat yang udah lulus pasti nyengir nyengir baca ini HIHIHHI </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>MASA SEKOLAH ADALAH MASA MASA PALING INDAH</b></span></span><br />
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