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Sunday, January 12, 2014T8:35 PM

Cara Belajar Stand Up Comedy

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mungkin kalian pernah menonton stand up comedy di Metro TV Kompas TV</div>
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dan LUCU -_-</div>
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ya kita akan bahas bagaimana Cara Belajar Stand Up Comedy</div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Pertama siapkan  Format Materi Yang dimaksud dengan Format Materi adalah Bahan Lawakan (Jokes) yang dibawakan para Comic  yang biasanya mereka buat sendiri. Materi Stand Up Comedy harus berformat Set Up & Punch atau boleh menggunakan format lain seperti Rule of Three.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">2. Set Up</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Set Up adalah bagian yang tidak lucu dari sebuah joke/bit. Set Up berfungsi untuk memancing penonton aga</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">r mereka penasaran. Saat mendengarkan Set Up suatu bit, penonton memikirkan 1st Story, yaitu bayangan atau pikiran penonton menganai Set Up suatu bit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Contoh Set Up:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Saya ini suka sekali beli sepatu...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">3. Punch</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Punch adalah bagian yang lucu dari sebuah joke/bit. Punch berfungsi untuk menyodorkan kejutan kepada penonton. Saat mendengarkan Punch suatu bit, penonton memikirkan 2nd Story, yaitu bayangan atau pikiran penonton menganai Punch suatu bit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Contoh Punch:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">...karena di mana - mana beli sepatu itu beli 1 gratis 1, beli yang kiri dapat juga yang kanan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Contoh lengkap suatu Bit:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Saya ini suka sekali beli sepatu karena di mana - mana beli sepatu itu beli 1 gratis 1, beli yang kiri dapat juga yang kanan.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">4. Rule of Three</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Rule of Three yaitu format suatu bit yang memberi tiga contoh sesuatu, tetapi contoh yang ketiga adalah Punch.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">-Contoh Rule of Three:</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Setiap kali bertemu</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">perempuan saya selalu ingin memandangi, memeluk,...</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Punch-nya: ...lalu menendangnya..</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Nah itu tadi sedikit</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Pembelajaran tentang</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Belajar Stand Up Comedy,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Semoga bermanfaat bagi anda yang membaca dan Mulai belajar Stand Up Comedy.</span></div>
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Friday, January 10, 2014T3:30 PM

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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Udah tau diselingkuhi tapi tetap aja mau menerimanya lagi. Mungkin dia terlalu sabar dan jadinya bodoh </span><a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" data-query-source="hashtag_click" dir="ltr" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ngaco&src=hash" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px; text-decoration: none;">#ngaco</a></span></div>
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Wednesday, January 8, 2014T8:01 PM

Kumpulan SMS Lucu Gokil Abiz Cocok Buat Teman/Pacar

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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Gue kangen bgt ama lu, tiap pulang ke rumah inget lu, tanpa lu hidup gue berantakan. Please, balik ama gue. Gue mohon karena gue bener2 butuh seorang PEMBANTU </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Sampaikanlah pesan ini kpd 9 orang teman yg kamu anggap goblok: Tenanglah, saya juga barusan menerima pesan ini </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Breaking news! Name List of Laden's family: 1.Osama 2.Obeda 3Omirip 4.Olaen 5.Okaya 6.Okedeh 7.Oseram from:Osaya,Yang baca: Ogila hi...hi... olala! </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;"> VH VH vnH>!Onh>!3nm "vhu-3uohd puvh>!Ivqw3w UV9U3P V>vqw3w nvw 6vj3q u, hopoq visnuvw vhuvh ? mau baca? balik HPnya. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;">Manusia diciptakan Tuhan berpasangan,ada pria ada wanita,ada cakep ada yg jelek.Yang cakep kirim sms yg jelek baca sms.Kita harus tabah menerimanya. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.390625px;"> Angkat tangan!!Ini perampokan!!yg ganteng kesebelah kanan, yg cantik ke sebelah kiri. Yg jelek di tengah. Kamu! Ya, kamu! jgn pura2 baca sms. Ayo ketengah! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">cara mengatasinya:<br />-telp aku 3x sehari sesudah makan n sblm tdr<br />-sms aku 100x sehari<br />-bayangin wajahku stiap saat</span></div>
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Kumpulan SMS Lucu Gokil Abiz Cocok Buat Teman/Pacar Kumpulan SMS Lucu Gokil Abiz Cocok Buat Teman/pacar Gue kangen bgt ama lu, tia...

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Fakta Unik Pelajar

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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">1. Gak bisa lepas sama hp dan social network</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 17.98611068725586px;">3. Kalau ulangan udah nyiapin contekan tapi akhirnya gak jadi dibuka. Takut sama gurunya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">4. Soal remi</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #333333; display: inline; line-height: 18px;">di lebih susah dari<br />soal ulangannya. Jadi,<br />remidi lagi. Combo.<br />” Ngerjain PR adalah belajar.”<br /><br />5. Kalo dapet nilai bagus<br />langsung dipamerin ke ortu, tapi kalo dapet nilai jelek berharap ortu gak nanyain.”<br /><br />6. Pas awal masuk sekolah<br />setelah liburan tangannya masih kaku buat nulis.”<br /><br />7. Kalo liburan mandi paginya<br />siang hari.”<br />Senengnya pas liburan udah abis adalah bisa ketemu temen-temen lagi dan dapet uang jajan.”<br /><br />8. Setiap GURU emang cuma ngasih tugas sedikit. Tapi yang jadi masalah gurunya kan banyak.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">9. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bel istirahat bunyi , langsung happy :D ... Bel pelajaran guru killer , heningg .. hening banget .</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">10. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Males diisengin sama temen, tapi suka isengin temen :|</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">11. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalo hari libur itu waktu terasa cepet banget :(</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">12. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Asiknya pelajaran kosong itu bisa ngobrol sambil bercanda bareng temen sebangku </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">13. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ngapalin lirik lagu cepet, ngapalin Materi PR yang dikasih sama guru aja.. hmm lama</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">14. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">pas sekolah pengen cepet cpet libur , pas libr pengen cepet cepet sekolah</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">15. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">bu izin ke kamar mandi, *udah dikamar mandi* malah kekantin</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">16. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> kalau hari hari sekolah bangun pagi pasti pertama2 yg dilihat JAM dan yg dicari itu HP :-)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">17. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Di sekolah: "Ngantuk! Pengen cepet pulang!!" *pulang sekolah* Di rumah: "Main ahh~</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">18. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sehabis upacara bukannya langsung ke kelas malah mampir dulu ke kantin</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">19. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Hari sekolah males banget bangunnya. Giliran libur bisa bangun pagi :)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">20. Nilai Ulangan tergantung pengawas</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">21. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalau lagi uts bukannya pengawas yang mengawasi peserta tapi peserta yang mengawasi pengawas</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">22. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kalau mau Ulangan suka bingung tentang tempat duduk, pengennya duduk dideket temen yg pinter</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">23. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> kalau udah pelajaran kosong , kelas langsung rame </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">24. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Ketika datang ke sekolah hanya ada 2 yg paling di tunggu yaitu bel istirahat dan bel pulang</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">25. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Ada temen sebangku yg ngajak ngobrol, ehh jadi kena omelan Guru juga gara2 ngobrol</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">26. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dalam ujian Matematika, saya menggunakan metode "Menebak dan Berharap [mudah-mudahan benar]</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">27. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sebel banget kalo udah bikin contekan banyak2, ternyata ga ada yg muncul satupun di soal ulangan!</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">28. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Banyak banget rumus-rumus / coret-coretan di bangku atau tembok :/</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">29. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Bahagia itu kalo senin libur. Ga ada kena panas karena upacara :)</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">30. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;"> </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">Kalau ditunjuk suruh maju ke depan kelas atau jawab pertanyaan pasti langsung dag-dig- dug. Dan yang gak ditunjuk, “hah… Untung </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px;">bukan gue”.</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">31. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pelajaran kadang suruh nyatet panjang lebar, tapi akhirnya nggak dibaca juga.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">32. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Belajar kalo mau ada ulangan aja. Itupun kalo ada bukunya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">33.</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Kalo dikasih libur selalu merasa kurang, kalo dikasih tugas selalu merasa kebanyakan.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">34. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Lega banget kalo udah selesai pelajaran yang gurunya suka nunjuk-nunjuk buat jawab pertanyaan. Seakan siksaan telah usai.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">35.</span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> - Meskipun sama-sama PAKET, tapi pelajar sekarang lebih suka beli paket internet daripada beli buku paket.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">36. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pelajaran olahraga yang cowok main bola, yang cewek foto-foto</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">37. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pelajaran TIK adalah kesempatan untuk buka facebook via </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">38. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Dikasih hujan, ngeluh. Dikasih panas, ngeluh. Cuma dikasih duit aja yang gak ngeluh. Tapi kalo duitnya dikit ya ngeluh sih.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">39. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Jika ada isu besok pulang pagi, klarifikasi yang tepat adalah kepada ibu kantin</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">40. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Ternyata belajar bukan bikin cepet pintar, tapi cepet ngantuk. Baru belajar dikit udah ngantuk</span></span><br />
<a href="http://adeih-blog.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: white;">http://adeih-blog.blogspot.com/</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br /></span>
<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">41.</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">*pulang sekolah* *lempar tas* *cari hp* *buka social network* *online sampai malam*</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">42. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Beli kalender 2014. Dibuka. Dilihat tanggal merahnya. Dihitung berapa banyak liburnya.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">43. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> Tugas kelompok yang kerja cuma satu dua orang. Yang lain supporter.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">44. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Menurut para pelajar, guru yang baik adalah yang gak pernah ngasih PR dan sering gak masuk.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">45. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Sabtu sore adalah suasana paling menyenangkan bagi pelajar.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">46. </span></span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Liburan gak pernah nyentuh buku.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">47. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pernah ada temen yang main bola sampai mecahin kaca jendela kelas.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">48. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Udah nyiapin contekan rumus matematika dan fisika, tapi tetep gak bisa ngerjain ulangan. Gak bisa cara make rumusnya</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">49. </span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Pernah lupa gak bayar pas makan di kantin.\</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">50.</span><span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> pulpen dipinjem temen, terus lupa dikembaliin, akhirnya hilang dan tak tahu ada di mana. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">HAHAHA :)</span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #333333;">Terima kasih buat teman-teman yang udah Baca, semoga sekolahnya sukses selalu dan cita-citanya terwujud :))</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #333333;">buat yang udah lulus pasti nyengir nyengir baca ini HIHIHHI </span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><b>MASA SEKOLAH ADALAH MASA MASA PALING INDAH</b></span></span><br />
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Kumpulan Tweet 'Cowok Sejati' Raditya Dika

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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Kumpulan Tweet 'Cowok Sejati' Raditya Dika</td></tr>
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<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Cowok sejati makan sup pake sumpit.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Cowok sejati tidurnya melek.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;">Cowok sejati</span><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"> kalo nyalain petasan dimasukin ke idung</span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"> Cowok sejati kalo makan di warteg kobokannya diminum.</span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Cowok sejati</span><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"> makan gelas kopinnya</span></span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"> Cowok sejati jemput gebetannya naik odong-odong.</span></span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;">Cowok sejati naik ojek motor hadap belakang.</span></span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><span class="f" style="color: #666666;"> </span><span class="ft">Cowok sejati pas lagi lulus2an coret2 bajunya pake cat air gambar pemandangan alam..</span></span></span></span></span></li>
<li><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px; white-space: normal;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17px;"><span style="color: #444444; font-family: arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><span class="ft" style="background-color: white;">Cowok sejati tidurnya melek.</span></span></span></span></span></li>
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